May 1, 2013, - 5:01 pm
Starbucks Jihad: Iranian Chick Poisons San Jose Starbucks Drinks with Lethal Mix
Ramineh Behbehanian, a Johnson & Johnson pharmacist of Iranian descent, decided tofill some orange juice bottles with lethal doses of rubbing alcohol and put them on the Starbucks shelves. But, hey, I’m sure the fact that she’s Iranian had nothin’ to do with it, right? Can’t possibly be jihad . . . if you’re in fantasyland. Police have predictably already uttered the usual “no motive surfaced” BS line. When someone from Iran poisons orange juice at Starbucks, trying to murder random Americans and hurt the business of pro-Israel Jew/Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz (whom Muslims are boycotting for speaking out against anti-Semitism and supporting Israel), I’m sure all those crescent-aligned facts are “just a coinkydink.” Gotta be. (Not the first time, by the way, that Starbucks has been targeted by some sort of extremists.) Oh, and you might wanna check your Johnson & Johnson meds. Just sayin’. I’m sure we’ll also be told more of the usual: that she’s just mentally disturbed or something.
She has no criminal record in Santa Clara County, according to court records. Late Tuesday, sources confirmed for NBC Bay Area that Behbehanian is a pharmacist working for a company owned by Johnson and Johnson.Authorities are still not sure why she would have allegedly mixed rubbing alcohol with some orange juice in the afternoon, left the bottles in the refrigerated section alongside some yogurt and milk, and left the Snell Avenue store about 3:30 p.m. “Why would she do such a thing?” Chris Africa said, standing outside the Starbucks on Tuesday morning. “Was she trying to poison us?”
Um, yeah.
An alert customer standing behind her in line spotted her taking out her own bottles of juice from a green Starbucks bag, and put them in therefrigerator section. He also noticed a toxic smell. He told management. The woman might have felt under suspicion, police said, but a Starbucksemployee got her license plate.“A lot of people out there may have seen something and probably dismissed it,” Dwyer said. “But I believe that person saved lived by doing that.” The San Jose Fire Department responded to the scene, retrieved the bottles and tested the contents with hazardous materials equipment. It turned out, the bottles were filled with orange juice and rubbing alcohol. . . .Police were able to track her down at her home, though no motive has surfacedA Starbucks spokesperson told NBC Bay Area that the company destroyed all the other juices in the Snell Avenue store out of an abundance of caution and had all other stores in Bay Area check their juice seals.
Would be much easier if they just eyeballed “customers” from Iran and other such paradise-esque vacation spots that have in common the dominance of the Religion of Tsarnaevs.
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