If I can't pronounce it I don't want it!

Have you looked in the phone book lately?  I have along with the list of Physicians my Medical Insurance Provided and I found hardly any doctor I was able to pronounce their last names. I see Mohammad Falalaka and Sedee Hynouybvah WTF ? Where are all the American Medical Doctors who are taking on new Patients,

I am in need of a specialist so I went to Hospital where the specialist have offices